MaWeiTao's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nintendo Turtle B.H.]

What the hell is this?

You claim to have worked really hard on this. Well, you obviously didnt work hard enough. Or you spent most of your time getting screenshots from GTA.

This thing is crap. Nothing works properly and I cant even figure out what the hell to do.

I dont understand how this wasnt blammed.

[Camera Killer]

Not bad...

Its a decent game with nice graphics. But gameplay needs work.

First, the cameras are too close together, so if you take one out you still get ticketed by the other. I would recommend spacing them out more. Or, if you're on that side of the road then you get ticketed by the camera on that side.

Also, having to get on the grass to take out the cameras isn't all that intuitive and it kind of makes the traffic on the road irrelevant.

Here in the north east of the US they have these camera towers set up everywhere but aren't allowed to use them to catch speeders, because there would be an uproar if they did. Americans have this obsession with privacy, even if its to guard against crime. If you aren't speeding then you shouldnt have anything to worry about! :)

Its a cool game anyway.

[Mr. Hardball - Wild West]

Needs work...

Its nothing special. This game needs a lot more work.

First of all, its kind of annoying clicking on several buttons just to play, and then you have to press the space bar instead of just clicking on the mouse. It should except input from one or the other, or both.

Secondly, I dont need to see the instructions 10 times over. I think I got it the first time. And like I said, if the game had more substance where you do more than press the space bar.

Thirdly the pace of this thing could be improved. If they're going to get into position that slowly you could have each guy do his own special thing. They could stand back to back and walk away from each other. Something.

Fourth, do something about the shooting and dying animation. The guy gets shot before your character has even raised his gun. Thats just sloppiness. And instead of just having the loser turn into a bloody mess you could do something far funnier and more interesting to watch.

Finally, there's no need for Jesus to be in there. Thats just lame. I dont give a shit what your personal feelings are. But you should tolerate other people's feelings. Just like Buddists would be upset to see Buddha get blown away.

If you're atheist or something. Cool, good for you; you get a bisuit. But just like I'm not going to make a religious game to impose my views I dont appreciate you to depict Jesus get his head blown off. Its not about beliefs, its about respect.

Have some respect for people with other beliefs. Just like you'd be upset if some asshole made a movie about someone you care about getting murdered some people get upset seeing stuff like that.

I guess you'll say I didn't have to watch it. But I also didnt know what I was going to get until I saw it. Personally, I could care less. But some people do, and it pisses me off to see people be inconsiderate, or do something stupid and offensive for mere shock value. Thats what people with a poor imagination do.

So those are my two cents.

omega10mg responds:

wow..I see someone got pissed for nothing... well..all i can say is get a life, or have some humor... dont take it so serious.. i dont think u'r god finds it amusing that u sit there with u'r computer watching internet porn and flash all day. lol well.well..

[Clock Invaders]

Not again...

How many Invader games have there been where someone is too lazy to learn real action scripting, takes this code changes the graphics and then claim the game as their own?

I curse the idiot who made this Space Invaders code available.

[Bakuhatsu Panic! 2 Demo]

Ton of fun.

This game is fun as hell... And the artwork is really nice. Its really a step up from the original.

Keep up the good work.

[Lethal Eye]

Interesting Game

This is a good game, with an interesting concept.

If the instructions were more clear would definitely help.

I dont know why people are saying this game is copied. Even if it is based on something else, there's nothing wrong with that. Like virtually everything on newgrounds isnt based on something else.

But regardless, this is a really unique game.

[BLAM!teroids]

Not good.

I really dont understand how some of this stuff gets away with such high ratings.

Its not the worst crap I've seen, but its not nearly as good as its rating would suggest.

[Virtual Journalist]

Interesting...

Newgrounds isnt really the forum for this, but this game got me going:

The media is crap. The media's primary motivation is making money. News is entertainment, if it really were serious and objective people wouldnt watch it.

Secondly, its pushing the promoting the personal opinions of the few individuals who run media conglomerates. If you dont believe me, watch CNN, BBC, or any other news services. You'll notice certain consistent viewpoints throughout.

A big problem is the reporters and the media in general has this notion that it is their mission to change the world. Their job is to report news, thats it. Because once you go around thinking you're changing opinions you're always going to be biased in your reporting.

Finally, that global ranking for freedom of press is itself biased. I dont want to get into why, but I have numerous arguments to support my claims.

I'll just say this; the US was ranked 17th because of reporters being jailed for refusing to give up sources. That doesn't sound very good. But its not unique to the US; and think about it this way: If someone you cared about was killed by someone. And a reporter had information regarding who did it, but he/she did not want to reveal this source I'm sure anyone would be upset.

And when it comes down to it, is this reporter thinking about freedom of the press, or their own career?

I know this is a stretch, but I'm just making a point.

The media should be a not-for-profit organization. If they didnt exist to make money then maybe they'd be more objective.

Sorry about this ranting, everyone... I return you to your regularly scheduled program.

[Windows XP Parody]

Not original or funny.

I notice a lot of guys like to install every last peice of crap they find on the internet, and install roughly 50 million games. And on top of that the computer is poorly maintained. Then they blame everyone in the world except their own ineptitude when it crashes.

What I want to see a Mac parody. Now there's a peice of shit if I ever saw one. Overpriced, full of defects and crashes if you fart the wrong way.

[Hurt The Cheesel Head]

Again?

Wasnt this garbage already posted here a few weeks ago?

PterodactylFace responds:

maybe in your imagination it was